8.15.2003
what the problem is?
andy, kyle and i watched "national security" last night... it's with martin lawrence and that one guy from "riding in cars with boys." i figure i could look up his name, but i'm not really in the mood for that right now. anyway, martin lawrence kept saying that in the movie and it was the best title i could come up with. i'm being attacked by cramps right now and i'm not feeling too jazzy. eh, oh well. work was boring today. slow and uneventful. i'm going to a little get together after work, so i'm pretty excited about that. people that i like and have fun with so that will be a plus. i don't have a lot to talk about, so here's a joke that my boss passed on to me... enjoy:
a man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, i will grant you one wish." the man said, "build a bridge to hawaii so i can drive over anytime i want." the Lord said, "your request is very materialistic. think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. the supports required to reach the bottom of the pacific! the concrete and steel it would take! it will nearly exhaust several natural resources. i can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." the man thought about it for a long time. finally he said, "Lord, i wish that i could understand my wife. i want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how i can make a woman truly happy."
the Lord replied, "you want two lanes or four on the bridge?"
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women... we're THAT difficult, aren't we??? ain't that the truth??!!! have a good day.
a man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, i will grant you one wish." the man said, "build a bridge to hawaii so i can drive over anytime i want." the Lord said, "your request is very materialistic. think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. the supports required to reach the bottom of the pacific! the concrete and steel it would take! it will nearly exhaust several natural resources. i can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." the man thought about it for a long time. finally he said, "Lord, i wish that i could understand my wife. i want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how i can make a woman truly happy."
the Lord replied, "you want two lanes or four on the bridge?"
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women... we're THAT difficult, aren't we??? ain't that the truth??!!! have a good day.
