live well. laugh often. LOVE much.

oh, that lindsay.... she's never going to live that story down. but at least she's learning something in school, and paying attention which is good to know.

i'm far beyond exhausted from last weekend. and it's already wednesday and i don't feel like i've recovered yet.

today has been a bad day. first, i dropped a 5 gallon arrowhead water bottle that broke and spilled everywhere, including inside my boss' office. i had to call UCSD's physical plan services to come clean it up. then, i went to grab lunch and as i walked back into my building it occurred to me that i had locked my keys in my office. the only people here were interns and they don't have keys. there went my 2nd call for the day to physical plan services. sometimes i can't believe the bullshit.

anyway, wedding mania was fun. i'll do a bulleted hightlight, just cuz i'm lazy, i've had a bad day and i deserve to be lazy.

• is my hair smushed? wait, is MY hair smushed? "hey, you didn't answer her question"
• didn't she promise us these programs would be done BEFORE tonight?
• ilan's way of telling the priest he wasn't taking communion
• ilan and cit dancing the night away
• a toast that i wrote at the hairdresser that made me want to cry as i'm getting my hair processed
• me breaking denise's necklace cause i'm handicapped
• bottomless pit chex mix bags
• hey, why isn't j at the rehearsal? why would he be? isn't he a reader? no, he was a reader for YOUR wedding.
• being the first to dip into the virgin chocolate fountain... DELIGHTFUL
• do you see the lipstick she put on me? i look like a hooker.
• "ging, we thought you'd be pregnant by now"..... pardon me while i pull my eyes out of my head
• 2 hour rehearsal with catholic church nazi
• oh, there's a clown in there. "are you serious? there's a clown." yeah, i'm being serious. "oh, then i can't go in there."
• matt and my discussion about the difference between "unmarried" and single"
• where are the appetizers???????
• "ging, you look like...." "the 50's?" "yeah" "good, that was the goal" "no, it was a compliment" "what?" "i said it was a compliment" "i said it was the goal" "oh, i thought you said it was cool"
• {{{in the elevator}}}} "oooh, wait... is that trizza running away?"
• going up the elevator to neneng and ronald's room and it looking like willy wonka and the chocolate factory "we'll shatter to pieces"
• walking out to my rain soaked convertible
• last but not least "THIS IS NOT A LAS VEGAS WEDDING, YOUNG LADY"

wow, lots happened last weekend. there were some funny times. and honestly, sometimes i can't comprehend the balls that some people have. it's impressive. anyway, i said i was leaving work half an hour ago and here i am. i need to rest. congratulations neng and ronald for finally having a marriage that is recognized by god... :) LOL

ok, so now say "THANKS HANZ"

{{with a sweet smile}}}"SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS HANZ!"