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11.12.2005

shake your laffy taffy 

i'm mentally exhausted. i wish i could just sleep for days and days.

i'm online right now trying to find a sympathy floral arrangement to send to the hunter family, but i've got a few obstacles in my way... one being that i can't find the church where the memorial service is being held. you just can't help but get caught up in all of it when someone (even a "distant" someone) dies. it's all so odd how it all ended up.

vegas was good fun, but tiring. i was gonna blog about it, but we got back at 9pm and i needed to get up early the next morning. and work has been a tension filled, tough atmosphere, so it has sucked the life out of me. anyway, here's some vegas (BABY!) highlights:

-who needs a steakhouse?
-do you want to come to room 2133? we're eating beef with broccoli and rice.
-shake your laffy taffy
-where's your devils covers?
-how can you eat ice cream when you're full? because it fills up the crevices.
-the snorting, almost exposed, annoying white girl
-ronald poll dancing in the tram back to luxor
-i was going to flush your phone down the toilet
-what signs do you see? "peggy sue's diner." oh! you guys are right behind us.
-my mom screaming when neneng hit the brakes
-telling the out of countriers that primm was vegas
-ate julie trying to get us to go to thunder down under
-riding the roller coaster on stratosphere after chickening out of the other ride
-seeing michael's baby and andy asking michael if this was his baby's momma's first child

that's all i got... the joy luck club is on and i have to watch it for the 24 millionth time.

oh, and because it's funny:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"